Fortune cookie wisdom :"Upon return from a great journey, your job will blow up in your face." What?

It did, and I never got to post after the Big Event in Houston. It was great to see everybody, and I want to wish Alison yet another Happy Birthday. Also, Mad Mad Props to the Time Traveler for scoring us the best free seats on the planet to the Astros game. After a lifetime of going to games, I finally caught a foul ball, and it's all thanks to him. Nothing better than a day at the ballpark, I always say.

Speaking of giving love to those who desreve it, Look what Jessica did.

I know, I kow, I know I haven't been writing much. All work and no blog makes Jefe a dull guy, but sometimes it has to be done. So, here's a little quick hello.

Hi.

And now, we're off to see the Wizard.

I have a really geeky Star Wars Episode II post in my head, but I can't quite get it out yet. Anyone have any pliers? Look for a whole slew of that type of junk coming soon, as the GREAT DAY approaches. Also check out a new review of the worst film ever made by a pro wrestler and how much fun I had watching it. Also, I finally posted the review of the film that falls into Ryan's favorite category, "The Feel Bad Movie of the Year." They're both in the Film section.

"I am an unlimited person, sadly living in a limited world"
-Lavendis

.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez.........Can't Sleep........Clowns will eat my Pez

On our day off, the Inner Circle and I discussed our rap nicknames. (Mouse-on-over to Billy's link below to learn his new one, yo) Apparently, Jefe isn't good enough for them, so I need a new one. Ghetto monikers discussed included Mastah J, J-Bone (which offended Sarah and thus has become her favorite so far) and my personal favorite as a Wu Tang Clan disciple.

J-Godd

Weigh in people, I gotta get street cred, and I mean pronto, bee-atch.

Ok, it might be considered lame to blog something off of someone else's comment system, but it should be said for all to see that Billy is a freak.

billy (e)
DVD porn is far superior to VHS porn... Two features. Selectable angle and true freeze-frame.
(4/15/2002 9:09:26 AM)

Notice how he left off his site link in that post. Bet he has at least two trench coats in the closet, and we at Cloudwrangler love him for it.

There really is no limit to how often you get to prove to the world that you are a Winner.

Oh, my, a full day off. My first in three weeks, and it included the following........
Fried catfish
Hammock naps
Kevin
Canoeing
Top down Jeeps
Sarah
XX
Sun on my face
Katie
Mark
Twice fried potatoes
Emo's
Zuzia
Lonestar
Masonic
Zuzia
Glory Record
Katz' Deli
Open faced Turkey Sandwich smothered in gravy
Zuzia
............and I only worked for about 20 minutes on my day off. Whew.