Fortune cookie wisdom :"Upon return from a great journey, your job will blow up in your face." What?

It did, and I never got to post after the Big Event in Houston. It was great to see everybody, and I want to wish Alison yet another Happy Birthday. Also, Mad Mad Props to the Time Traveler for scoring us the best free seats on the planet to the Astros game. After a lifetime of going to games, I finally caught a foul ball, and it's all thanks to him. Nothing better than a day at the ballpark, I always say.

Speaking of giving love to those who desreve it, Look what Jessica did.

I know, I kow, I know I haven't been writing much. All work and no blog makes Jefe a dull guy, but sometimes it has to be done. So, here's a little quick hello.

Hi.

And now, we're off to see the Wizard.

I have a really geeky Star Wars Episode II post in my head, but I can't quite get it out yet. Anyone have any pliers? Look for a whole slew of that type of junk coming soon, as the GREAT DAY approaches. Also check out a new review of the worst film ever made by a pro wrestler and how much fun I had watching it. Also, I finally posted the review of the film that falls into Ryan's favorite category, "The Feel Bad Movie of the Year." They're both in the Film section.