Just a few more hours to go, and I have been thinking a lot about Sam Jackson. I'm really glad there's a Black Jedi Knight. How much fun would it have been to be the padawan learner studying under Mace "Shaft" Windu, Jedi Mack-Daddy, er, I mean, Master. How would the Jedi wisdom sound coming from him instead of Yoda? You'd have to remember that Fear, Anger and Playa Hatin' lead to the Dark Side, Yo. Besides, the Jedi don't know Fear, don't no Anger, and he don't Love dem Ho's. Gold trimmed lightsaber, the Kango logo on the hood of your Jedi Robe, chrome trim and hydraulics in your landspeeder. Mace Windu has got to be the coolest Jedi Knight ever. I bet his meditation chamber has a hot tub.
5.15.2002
Holy Cow! The Great Day has arrived! Midnight tonight, and I will be there. This review is going right up on the main page kids. Billy, Dave and I recently had a long talk about the path the hero would take in this whole deal. My bet is, He's Darth Vader a lot sooner than we all think he is. Also, it's entirely possible to be both Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader at the same time. Always hidden, the Dark Side is. Plus, lightsaber duels, I'm just saying'. I'm so excited I may wet myself. See ya'll tomorrow with the update. (In the meantime, wallcrawlers, Spidey's review will be up sometime today.)
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