On Final Defintive Proof that God Exists, and She's a little Kinky

or, how MTV and TiVO have made me the happiest man in the world.

I don't even really need to elaborate on this, do I? TiVO is pulling down a rerun of the MTV VMA's for me, since I heard it was practically porn. I just always assumed that the greatest moment of my life would occur when Madonna and I got married, and just before the wedding, she caught me and Brittany Spears having a last fling in the broom closet. And then decided to join in.

That could still happen.

Also, a whole summers worth of movie reviews are up.