{"id":109,"date":"2003-04-30T07:13:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-30T07:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com.php53-14.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2003-04-30T07:13:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-30T07:13:00","slug":"109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>On Creating New Verbs<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often said that my degree in Creative Writing allows me to create my own words at will.  Lots of people try this, but their words aren&#8217;t REAL words, since they don&#8217;t have the certification and training that I and others with similar degrees (comparitive literature, English as a second language, engineering, and well, like word-rendering I guess) have got.  So my new verb is Enroning.<\/p>\n<p>I recently got listed on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogshares.com\/blogs.php?blog=http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\" title=\"the ultimate geek popularity contest\">Blogshares<\/a>, the beta version of an online stock trading game in which other people&#8217;s blogs are the stocks.<\/p>\n<p>I have been intentionally trying to sabotage my own stock price.<\/p>\n<p>This ought to prove a good indicator of whether or not the blogshares market functions like the real market.  I am Enroning myself in every way I can think of.  I recently performed a leveraged buyout of my own stock and then dumped it back onto the market only a few hours later.  ALL of it.  This drove my stock price down to 1 cent.  HA!  If, through creative internet accoutning, aka Enroning, my blog I can crash it&#8217;s value, I can help the folks at Blogshares perfect their market.  <\/p>\n<p>Right?<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Creating New Verbs I&#8217;ve often said that my degree in Creative Writing allows me to create my own words at will. Lots of people try this, but their words aren&#8217;t REAL words, since they don&#8217;t have the certification and training that I and others with similar degrees (comparitive literature, English as a second language, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}