{"id":116,"date":"2002-01-23T00:59:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-23T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com.php53-14.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2002-01-23T00:59:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-23T00:59:00","slug":"116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

The Brotherhood of the Wolf<\/a>
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(Les Pacte des Loups)<\/a>
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Starring Samuel le Bihan, Mark Dacascos, Monica Bellucci, Emilie Dequenne, and Vincent Cassel
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Directed by Christophe Gans<\/p>\n

“Hey Jean-Claude, lets make a movie”
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“Ok, Pierre, what’s it about?”
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“Werewolves. Well, one, any way. And it’s more of just a Beast”
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“Cool, so it’s a horror flick. Let’s make the setting here, in France.”
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“Great, It’ll be a period piece then.”
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“But of course, set sometime before the Revolution, when France was still a colonial power!”
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“Ah, but we have to get the Revolution in somehow!”
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“We’ll do the whole thing as a flashback. Who’s the hero?”
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“A French Knight!”
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“Who is also a learned man, a naturalist.”
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“With the soul of an artist and a Native American blood brother whom he met as he traveled the world on adventures.”
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“Great! Can we have Kung-Fu action sequences?”
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“But of course, the Native Americans are well known for their slow motion hand to hand combat abilities.”
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“Excellent! How about some palace intrigue?”
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“No problem. We’ll have a secret plot against the King.”
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“And we need a love triangle, between, the hero, a pure yet well bosomed red-haired French maiden and…..”
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“A dusky Italian whore secretly working for the Pope!”
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“Perfect! Will there be nudity?”
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“Loads of it! By day, the hero courts the fair maiden, by night he sleeps in the brothel with his Italian lover.”
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“So there will be plenty of harlots about. Will the Indian sidekick have a woman?”
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“But of course, a gypsy who never speaks and proves to be his undoing!”
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“How about the villian?”
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“It’s a huge conspiracy including a mad preist!”
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“And a one armed brother to the red-haired maiden!”
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“Who secretly bears an incestual lust for her! After all, it’s a French film.”
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“Wonderful! Will there be violence?”
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“Scads of it!”
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“Blood and gore?”
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“By the Gallon!”
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“Intense special effects?”
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“Some of the best CGI work the world has ever seen, and a great camera fade in which the naked whore’s body becomes a perfect mountainside view.”
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“How will we maintain our credibility through all of this?”
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“We’ll film it in French, stock it full of actors no one has ever heard of, and present the entire thing with subtitles!”
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“We are utterly mad French Film Geniuses!”<\/p>\n

Funny thing is, that movie actually got made and, with all that, this movie WORKS! 4 cell phones, go see it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Brotherhood of the Wolf (Les Pacte des Loups) Starring Samuel le Bihan, Mark Dacascos, Monica Bellucci, Emilie Dequenne, and Vincent Cassel Directed by Christophe Gans “Hey Jean-Claude, lets make a movie” “Ok, Pierre, what’s it about?” “Werewolves. Well, one, any way. And it’s more of just a Beast” “Cool, so it’s a horror flick. … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}