{"id":218,"date":"2002-01-23T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-23T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com.php53-14.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=218"},"modified":"2002-01-23T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-23T00:05:00","slug":"218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive me if I stray during this post.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxmovies.com\/fightclub\/\">Fight Club <\/a>is on.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.syrup.org\/\">Granola<\/a> making cookies at our house is not that she considers it an art form.  It&#8217;s not that she considers our kitchen her &#8220;Art studio&#8221;, for which she is not paying rent, by the way.  It&#8217;s not that she was honestly concerned that I would not like the first batch of cookies because they were a bit too chewy, as if sugar and chocolate in any form could be wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.syrup.org\/\">Sarah<\/a> making cookies is that she stands in the kitchen staring at the stove with a sort of grim and worried intensity, as if to say to it via body language, &#8220;Look, jackass, if you screw with me or my cookies in any way I will, so help me God, rip out your heating coil and shove it up your vent hood.&#8221;  I never found any cookies funnier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forgive me if I stray during this post. Fight Club is on. The funniest thing about Granola making cookies at our house is not that she considers it an art form. It&#8217;s not that she considers our kitchen her &#8220;Art studio&#8221;, for which she is not paying rent, by the way. It&#8217;s not that she &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=218\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}