{"id":219,"date":"2002-01-18T23:39:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-18T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com.php53-14.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2002-01-18T23:39:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-18T23:39:00","slug":"219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been thinking about things that I need.  A steady supply of feminine attention (I am after all, a guy).  A new car, as That Which Shall Not Be Named is getting older.  Cable TV.  DSL.  More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/contest.html\">Pez<\/a> dispensers.  A new baseball cap.  A new haircut (I&#8217;m sort of bored with my current one).  Most of all, I&#8217;ve decided there is one really important thing that I need.<\/p>\n<p>A Nemesis.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, there is no one in my life that I can abjectly be nasty towards, and recieve abject nastiness in return.  No one to trade pithy, humorous and derisive banter with, no one against whom I might defend myself with my superior wit and guile.  A big part of the reason for this is that most people with whom I would like to engage in this fashion are too much like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluishorange.com\/?x=2002_01_01_archive.html#8701932\">this jackass.<\/a>  You should have mentally and verbally pummelled him, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluishorange.com\/\">Allison<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been thinking about things that I need. A steady supply of feminine attention (I am after all, a guy). A new car, as That Which Shall Not Be Named is getting older. Cable TV. DSL. More Pez dispensers. A new baseball cap. A new haircut (I&#8217;m sort of bored with my current one). &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/?p=219\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cloudwrangler.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}