or, how MTV and TiVO have made me the happiest man in the world.<\/p>\n
I don’t even really need to elaborate on this, do I? TiVO is pulling down a rerun of the MTV VMA’s for me, since I heard it was practically porn. I just always assumed that the greatest moment of my life would occur when Madonna and I got married, and just before the wedding, she caught me and Brittany Spears having a last fling in the broom closet. And then decided to join in.<\/p>\n
That could still happen.<\/p>\n
Also, a whole summers worth of movie reviews are up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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