OK OK OK OK OK OK!!!!!

I can’t pick a winner, it’s just gonna have to be a tie. The winners of the Chinese sprinter haiku contest are:

in our olympics,

i was a chinese sprinter

running after love.

six cups of coffee–

i was a chinese sprinter

in line for toilet.

Thankfully, David wrote them both. Good job. Send me the proper info, and your prize is in the mail.